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I Need To Meet Richard Dreyfuss

from I Wanna Meet Richard Dreyfuss by Gabriel Gundacker

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lyrics

LYRICS:

I've tried hard to meet you Richard Dreyfuss
I sang songs and tweeted at Richard Dreyfuss
But so far it's been a lengthy process for nothing
Where you at
Say hello

I don't wanna go on a date, Richard
I just wanna meet you face to face, Richard
and I know you've got some free-time on your plate, Richard
'Cause your friends directing Raiders sequels
Not Close Encounters prequels

I've treated you better than I've ever treated ladies and,
I'm in a darker place than you were in the 80's
When you shot "Who's Life Is It Anyway?"
and you don't remember a single day

But I do and I can tell you about it
I can tell you 'bout all your movies
I watched "Inserts"...and it was not that great
But you were great in it
I stayed up late to finish it
2:30 in the morning, Richard Dreyfuss

Chorus:
I'm alone,
No Richard calling my phone.
I'm alone,
(Ri-Ri-Richard Dreyfuss)
No Richard calling my phone.
I'm alone,
(He was in Jaws)
No Richard calling my phone.
I'm alone,
(Aw-Aw-Oscar winner)
No Richard Calling my phone.
(For The Goodbye Girl, 1978)


Rap:
And tryna find you is like Holly Hunter
Tryna find your character in Always,
You're a ghost I can't see you,
But your mustache is floating somewhere in the hallways
And our meeting could be short,
Like your cameo in Valley of the Dolls was
I just want a Close Encounter Richard

What about Bob?
What about me? See?
I'm familiar with your entire filmography,
Quiz me!
"Okay, let's see,
What movie was I in in 1993?"
Lost in Yonkers

I don't wanna go on a date, Richard
I just wanna meet you face to face, Richard
and I know you've got some free-time on your plate, Richard
'Cause your friends directing Raiders sequels
Not Close Encounters prequels

Email me, Richard
Facetime me, Richard
Get some Goddamn lunch with me, Richard

Chorus:
I'm alone,
No Richard calling my phone
I'm alone
No Richard calling my phone
I'm alone,
No Richard calling my phone
I'm alone,
No Richard Calling my phone

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from I Wanna Meet Richard Dreyfuss, released May 13, 2016

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